Buy Me Stuff
I know you love buying me things, so here are links to my wishlists:
You love calling me for financial domination phone sex, don’t you? I love how excited you get to spend all your hard earned money on ME. I don’t care if you have to go without something you need. I don’t care if you have to skip a month of paying bills! Work harder! Get another job. I don’t really care what you have to do. I just care that you are able to spoil me and give me all of the things that I deserve.
Don’t get me wrong, losers.. I don’t NEED your money. I am doing just fine on my own. But I deserve every single thing you have. So click on my wish list and send me something. If you send me something that’s good enough, maybe you’ll get some sort of reward, but don’t count on it, loser!
